Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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