love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
