are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
ttyl tear gas
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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