she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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