...so i touched it.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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