Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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