I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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