Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She announced her abortion via fbk
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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