This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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