honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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