I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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