so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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