i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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