I heard we made out
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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