So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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