Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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