Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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