And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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