When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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