So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
