I puked a lego.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Randomize
