Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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