thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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