it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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