Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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