Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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