Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize