Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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