"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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