No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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