just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
