Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
