return my video game
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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