I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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