i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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