we have officially lost it.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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