I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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