AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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