Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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