How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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