I'm really into asian looking animals
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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