I just saw a hot homeless man
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Success! We fucked roommates!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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