No awkward lesbian experiences without me
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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