Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Randomize
