shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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