How'd it feel making her break her religion?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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