we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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