Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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