i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
