No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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