Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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