Having a random hookup so left but love u
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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