just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
i think my cat just said my name.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Randomize
