She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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